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Luc Besson (The Big Blue, Nikita, Leon) is known for his style and not for the depth of his screenplays, so when he's in front of the typewriter not behind the camera it doesn't auger well for the movie. With Pierre Morel (District 13) - a Michael Bay to Besson's Jerry Bruckheimer - at the helm, Taken was never going to give the human trafficking theme its due. Bryan (Neeson) is an ex-government agent living on his own while his ex-wife (Janssen) and daughter Kim (Grace) are shacked up with the super rich Stuart (Xander Berkeley). Reluctantly, Bryan gives Kim permission to visit Paris and she's not five minutes off the plane when she's kidnapped. Bryan is on the case, and travels to the French capital with only 16 hours track her down before she's lost forever. Although this Bourne (if Bourne stayed put that is) meets Dirty Harry hybrid has energy, pace and you can't wait for the hero to give the villains a right hiding, the numerous cringey scenes and macho dialogue ruin any chance of loving it. "Now is not the time for dick-measuring, Stuart", "I push a button and 30 agents will be here before you can scratch your worthless balls" and "I will tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to," being the best of a bad lot. Either these are bad lines to begin with or Neeson can't deliver them or worse - both. Neeson, doing his best with the role, isn't really an action hero and it's tough to believe him when he does his 007 shtick. For action fans, however, there are enough rip-roaring stunts and shoot-outs to entertain.
Review by Gavin Burke
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Your Comments
worst - gbut
Published 20 December 2009
one of the top movies I have ever seen
worst - gbut
Published 20 December 2009
this is five stars you are the worst critic I have ever read. never again will I care about whatever you have to say. your credibility is nil
i am with u WTF this movie is badass - takenisbadass
Published 15 July 2009
i totally agree with u WTF we just watched that movie and that movie was BADASS!!! and screw those ratings it should b 5 stars!!!!
WTF - takentravis17
Published 08 May 2009
i agree with the u suck as a critic guy. that person had no idea what he was talking about. i thought it was the most BADASS movie i"ve ever seen. and theres no other word to describe the movie except BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you suck as a critic - wtf
Published 07 March 2009
i love the movie idk what the heck you"re talking about, and it seems like you haven"t even payed attention ot the movie or you are just a retart for not re-reading what you wrote... Qutoe *Bryan is on the case, and travels to the French capital with only 16 hours track her down before she"s lost forever.* he had 96 hours just fyi, make sure to get your facts strait
Neeson - cop on - TheLonelyCrow
Published 23 September 2008
What the fuck is Liam Neeson doing these days. Jesus.