Film Reviews
Die Another Day
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- Director: Lee Tamahori
- Starring: Halle Berry
- Details: UK / 123 minutes / (12PG).
A typically muddled premise sees Bond having his 007 license revoked after a mission goes belly up in the demilitarised zone between North and South Korea. The old chap is disowned by his government, but his chagrin in being labelled a leak by M (Judi Dench on autocrat autopilot) leads him on a mission to prove his innocence and get a bit of revenge in the process. His first stop sees him off to Cuba, where he makes the acquaintenance of Jinx (Halle Berry, bless her) and discovers that a publicity hungry billionaire Gustav Graves (a smarmy Toby Stephens) may have something to do with the incident in Korea. In a shocking twist, Bond soon learns that Graves may have desires to take over the world, or at the very least, blow it up.
Picking holes in a James Bond plot might be akin to shooting fish in a barrel, but even by 007 standards, the writers of Die Another Day have outdone themselves in the farcical stakes. There's no dialogue to speak of, just a series of loosely connected double entredres, while Brosnan's insistent smirking doesn't do much to alleviate the overwhelming feeling that, despite the massive budget and the digital effects, this is the laziest addition yet to an already tired formula.
Review by Garreth Murphy
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Worst James Bond Film Ever - Carlos
Published 18 November 2008
In my opinion, this is the WORST James Bond film EVER (I actually prefer the Dalton and Lanzaby films to this one)! Firstly, the gadgets are ridiculous. It has always been exciting to find out what gadgets Q has for Bond in the next film… but how could he possibly improve on an invisible car without tapping into sci-fi and fantasy? Secondly, the action sequences are completely over the top - make-shift kite surfing away from a giant space laser beam on a collapsing glacier is just stupid. Thirdly, the “nods” to the other Bond films are more like “head buts” - subtlety is obviously not a word in this film's dictionary. Fourthly, there are WAY too many one-liners. Its as if the producers were worried that the audience wouldn't know that this was a James Bond film, and as such they decided to OVERLOAD it with the things that we all love about this franchise. Fifthly, (and I know this is a very long rant, so I'll make this my last point), our hero enters on a CAMOUFLAGED SURFBOARD. Seriously – what were they thinking? 0/10