DVD Reviews
Long Time Dead
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- Starring: Alec Newman
- Details: UK / 94 mins (15PG).
When a gang of dropout student ravers hold a sandeacute;ance in the basement of their squalid squat, one becomes possessed and begins murdering the others. A terrible waste of some decent acting talent (Haas, Belmont), Long Time Dead is as cheesily predictable as the average Scooby Doo episode. Skip it.
Review by Declan Burke
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